THE CASE FOR, AND AN EXAMPLE OF:
"BIGGER CONTENT"--ALIEN ANONYMOUS
David Zaslav, prexy-CEO of Discovery Communications, sees the growing investment in high-end content as money well spent...“In the near term there’s never been a better time to be in the business, if you own your own content,” Zaslav said. “Ten years ago, if you had pretty good content that was on brand, that was good enough. Today, with so many choices, it’s more important to have bigger content, more authentic characters and better storytelling.
You need better creative people in order to break through.”
--Variety / 11-4-14 ("Cable Under Fire..." --Cynthia Littleton)
HEAR HERE: ARE YOU A SERIES GREENLIGHTER? WELCOME
TO A PLAUSIBLE PEAK OF YOUR CAREER!
ON HARRY POTTER AND THE LOSERS' GRONE [sic]
DO YOU HAVE BYE-THE-BOOK SUITS IN SEER'S CLOTHING
Hunched @ Content Radar?
FROM AGP (Artist General Projections)
--Wyatt Matturs, CEO / CHUTZPAHDUCTIONS 10.31.14
FACEBOOK PAGE LIKE @ PARALLEL UNIVERSAL PRESENTS ALIEN ANONYMOUS: Movie.Series.Reality
"IN-SEQUENCE" DOWNSCROLL / SELECT KEY EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS w/ Brief Explanations
"THE MOST ORIGINAL [VISION FOR A SERIES I'VE EVER SEEN..."
Itself Part Of The Story! (Until Further Notice:
A NOTE ON TITLE & FORMAT
E.T. 'MEME-GRAB' OF "ANONYMOUS" HACKTIVIST GROUP "MESSAGING" [SILENT TEXT, MINUS VOICE-OVER] "SUGGESTS AN "UNSETTLING" EARTH-CYBERCULTURE SAVVY"
. . .Known Former Members Of "Anonymous" Intensely Interrogated For Suspected "Alien Connectivity" Are Finally Released As Being "In The Same Dark As The Rest Of Us". . .
[Not Surprisingly, However, There's A Talk-Radioactive Half-Life Factor Not About To Give It uP...]
"IT'S ALL CONTENT"--KEVIN SPACEY Here: http://www.businessinsider.com/everyone-in-the-tech-and-tv-industries-is-passing-around-this-speech-by-kevin-spacey-2013-8 IN EFFECT MAKES THE DO-ON-THE-MERITS-F-THE-PILOT CASE FOR:
A L I E N A N O N Y M O U S
A WRY HIGH-CONCEPT HOLLYWOOD INSIDER GLOBAL SOCIAL COMMENTARY COMIC THRILLER SCI-FI Milestoner. . .
O Body Swayed To Music, O Brightening Glance,
How Can We Know The Dancer From The Dance. . .
SERIES IMAGINETICS: 'RANDOM-EPISODIC' CONCEPTIVE DNA-SEQUENCE FULL-SCREEN SLIDE SHOW
More @: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29101747@N07/9708918104/
More In Photo Description Click:
"Public" Or "Withheld. . ."
The Duration Of Each Scene Selected Subtracts From A Digital Countdown--
The 'Final Cut' Cannot Exceed 180 Minutes, And A "Limited" Opportunity To Edit Will Be Offered. . .]
RHETORICAL QUESTION OF INTEREST?--Your Moment Of WEN.
--Across All Social & Broadcast Media A Perfect Storm Of "Debate" Ensues As Still-Invisible ALIEN ANONYMOUS* 'Oversees' The 'Process' Of "The Chosen One's" Decisions, Allowing Real-Time Audio But 'Releasing' Or 'Withholding' [Till 'Final' Cut] Visuals In Accord With Director's Scene-By-Scene Preference--
A Spellbound Humanity Is "Teased"
With "Unforgettable!" Glimpses & Sounds Never Before Seen, Heard, Or Even Imagined
In Our Timeline. . .
*Some Interpret "Insinuations" That A.A Will "Finally Show Themselves To The World" At Finish Of "Director's Cut"--This Of Course Will Happen Or Not In The Final 'Cliff-Hanger' Episode Of The Series--Depending On What (One Hopes) The 'A-LIST' Writers Team Decides. . .
TRUTHY IN THE SKY w/ DIAMONDS:
ALIVE BY THE BILLION DARKLY--From Long-In-Progress Album POWER OF A JOURNEY--A Densely Multi-Tracked One-Of-A-Kind-Instrumentated [bowhammer cymbalom, dulcimer, cavecaell, kabali, etc] Journiesque, Sprawly 'Bolero' To Mortal Solidarity With A Mysteriously Reassuring Impression Of "NO One Left Behind" @ End: "Humanity (Not Life ItSELF) Is OVER. Turn Out The Lights & Come Along..."
HUBBLE TELESCOPE MEETS
HOLLYWOOD NAVEL GAZE: INNIE OR OUTIE?
ALIEN ANONYMOUS: WHAT'LL IT BE?
THEY LANDED "ON SCREEN",
BREAKING BIG? A LITTLE AT A TIME!
Till "Sunrise" Of An Actual Series With 'Up-&-AWAY-Team' Of A-List' Writers Then Unbound: Their 5-Year-Plus Mission: To Develop & Explore ALIEN ANONYMOUS--
AN UNCHARTED ORIGINAL-CONTENT FRONTIER--A VIRTUAL NEW 'CONTINENT' OF SCIENCE FICTION
'RANDOM DNA SEEQUENCE', SNAPSHOT SLIDESHOW ('RAIN-FORESTS', 'MOUNTAIN-TOPS' & 'TIPS-OF-ICEBERGS' For Now Visible Only By These Periodic 'Lightning-Strokes' Here Framed In Telling Glimpses,
FLASH x FLASH, FLICKR x FLICKR
BREAKING BIG? A LITTLE AT A TIME!
FLASH x FLASH, FLICKR x FLICKR
ALIEN ANONYMOUS~WHOSE ANTENNAE WILL
HOUSE OF CARDS MEETS GAME OF THRONES. . .
"THEIRS" (SHARKNADO) v."OURS"
AN OFFICIAL 'DARE'--"COMPARE THE TWO! OURS Is A
Meat-Free Gobsmack, Uniquely Advancing The
Signature Mystery Of First Contact, And Delivering An
Unforgettably-Charismatic Main Character (William
Shurneau) Who Will Come To Play A Central Role In
FIRST CONTACT, FIRST WAVES. . .
THE PLOT THICKENS The Mystery Grows
(Side Effects Appear To Include:
Bill Wates On Charlie Gose)
"...AND By The Way, Charlie--A Happy Outcome Here--Jason Joins Those Now "Off The Pill"...
(Downscroll To Bottom For "Fire With Fyre: Lazarus Unbound")
"Frequent Reported "Healings" On Full-Live-View-Contact With Overrides Are Now Received As Unexplained Reality..."
STAY WITH CHANNEL 6 FOR YOUR ALIEN ANONYMOUS POST-FIRST-CONTACT INSIDE-OUTLIER NEWSBYTE FIX!
LOS ANGELES: Prankster "Detained" For Crying "OVERRIDE!" To Crowded Theater Lobby--Ticket Lines Abandoned, Hundreds Break & Surge To Upstairs Screens: Minor Injuries...
"The Chord Is Struck, The Unconscious
Reverberates As Never Before..."
"TIME HAS DEPTH OF FIELD. . ."
"SMALL WONDER WE SHOULD CHOOSE THIS MEDIUM. . ."
PRESENCE OF MIND--OPEN IMMEDIATELY
(TIME-SENSITIVE "FIRST CONTACT" CASE-CLOSURE)~WORLD-WIDE, 'BIG-SCREEN', MOVIE-INTERRUPTUS 'OVERRIDE'
"They are Playing My Instrument, OUR
Instrument, As Filmmakers.
With cosmic virtuosity, monumental
I've seen the 12 minute Cave Painter 'footage' dozens of times now, and am far from alone in my 'burgeoning amazement' not just at the source and subject but the 'quality' of cinematic presentation, the vivid finesse of visual narrative, such that any 'edit', or the exploration of any other option than what we already see, would only prove a barren presumption of hubris. It glows with the gravitas of innate veracity. . .
But no less now 'Social Media' is overtaken, no firewall worked, as we saw recently in The 'Perfect Hack'--Twitter 'echoing the 12-minute time-frame, entirely locked with the so-called 'Earthday UberTweet': wherein was conveyed--as reassuring as it was daunting, a sense of existential equality...
it almost seems they may be goading us toward speech with the baby-talk of our own history..."
--Werner Dearthclog / U.N. Address On Alien Anonymous
AGP (Artist General Projections) A.A TREATMENT TWEAK:
The OR (OverRide) of all movies in any theater on Earth (The "First Contact" being 12 minues of a cave mural in-progress) occurs as a bleed-through, a dissolve, over 15 seconds, at the end of which, say, a romantic comedy, "yields" full-screen to the OR, "as if it belonged there".
Likewise, the screen is returned--the OR voices (if any) accordingly fade with the picture, and the scene of the movie interrupted is precisely resumed--though at this point virtually no one is interested in remaining seated--rather people cheer & marvel, tweet & call friends, reporting that they just experienced an "Alien AnonOR!"
VATICAN TASK FORCE DECLARES ACADEMY APPOINTMENT OF "DIRECTOR" WILL "BEAR THE FINGERPRINTS OF LUCIFER"
Hollywould Reporter: Exclusive Interviews w/ A-List 'Contenders' Steven Fielberg & Martin Morsese:
FIELBERG "REBUKES" VATICAN
"We're Not An "Only Child"
--A Far-More-Advanced, Presumably-Galactic "Older Sibling" Has Made Its Existence Palpably Known To Us--The Reflexive "Demonization" Of "Alien Anonymous" By The Church Will Only Serve To Further Feature The Intimate Familarity Of "Faith" With Standing "Tall & Mighty" On The Wrong Side Of History..."
"No Comment...At This TIme..." --Martin Morsese
|A L I E N A N O N Y M O U S|
SKY'S THE LIMIT?
FEEL THE FUTURE~
EDGEwise: Cinepoetic Justice, Full-Court Press.
Sphere The Music (Score The Void)
THINK ABOUT IT, Downscroll The UPtake:
A Virtually-INFALLIBLE MASTERPIECE
--FOR THE RIGHT A-LIST DIRECTOR'S
GERMANE GENIUS. . .
Steven Spielberg? Peter Weir?
Ridley Scott? Terry Gilliam?
The List Goes On...Sooner Or Later
Someone On The A-LIST Will
See This, Secure The Rights--
And Shudder To Think How Close
They Came To NOT Seizing This Moment
Got "Contacts"? Show Your Early-Adopter Cred
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THE PITCH-PERFECT HOLLYWOOD-ITSELF PRODUCT-PLACEMENT:
ALIEN ANONYMOUS NEEDS
"Multitudes In Theaters"--Full-Spectrum Human Congregations, Voluntarily Seated, Receptively Quiet In Darkness [Having Taken Pain$ To Receive] "What Only The Big Screen Can Duly Frame":
HENCE, "FIRST CONTACT" FEATURES NO "LANDING" ----THE (INITIAL) "VESSEL"--IS MANMADE--WORLD-WIDE MULTIPLEX
--Collective Simultaneity--Global OR ("OverRide") of 30,000+ Screens: PA, Phones, iPads, Offline: Dead On Location For Duration Of OR--15 secs to 12 min "Per"...Slice Of "Earthistree" [EarthHistory]
For Now Unseen As Silence Itself
We Reach Through A Glass Darkly...
(Text In Coming-Soon Poster)
Image: Reflection of Planet Earth
With A Visible Hurricane In Circle of A Camera Lens...
RATED VO (VIVIDLY ORIGINAL) GUARANTEED:
ALIEN ANONYMOUS--WHO KNEW?
yOur OWN HISTORY tHere--12 MINUTES UNANNOUNCED
ON THOUSANDS OF MOVIE SCREENS: OF A CAVE PAINTING IN-PROGRESS...
FOR NOW UNSEEN AS SILENCE ITSELF,
WE REACH THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY
UPCLOSE-& / SUPERNATURALLY "personal"...
THE TIME OF "RIPPLES" IS OVER. We Are Here In Part To "Roll-&-Surf" Your Collective Brain Waves, As It Whir..."HUMALIEN SYMBIOSIS", Your Future Historians, Having Coined It, Will Understand A Term Of "Science"--And Of "Art"...Hands-On, Mind-Around, By Sudden HEART. COME With Us, GO With Us.
Equally Glorious: Differently Infinite.
"...IN NO NEED OF POSTHUMOUS LIMELIGHT", MARK TWAIN
cutting-room-floor-fall for his featured 'Dinner Party' in ALIEN ANONYMOUS as "First Contact"
Conceding that "smoke trumps mirrors--the gritty universality of the new scene better carries the day for humanity in this indeed majestically distinctive film...besides, I expect the opportunity to recur in a "sequel"--that's what you call it, right? or a "series" in that Pandora's Home Box Office Thing? Nitflix? Exactly! Whatever..." [re: "Original Treatment"--Downscroll]
"OVERRIDING" 30K+ Screens, In Collective Global Simultaneity, [PST 'Bellcurve'] Disabling All In-House Communication, Phones, iPads, Etc., Offlined: For 12 UNEXPLAINED MINUTES--Followed By A Silent Text Message--(Per Se: Invisibly Silent, Save For A 'Tone" Before & After On-Screen Textages)
A flawless "capture" of cave painters, clearly speaking a language never written, heard or imagined by modern humanity. Faces torchlit, concentration intense, momentarily broken: echos roll from a brief gale of laughter seemingly in response to something the wide-eyed youngest of the four says. A female voice is heard approaching, with another torch-bearing male, a girl and boy, appearing around 9 and 12 years old.
They have charcoal, feathers, moss in hand. The eldest, maybe mid-forties, inhales deeply, then exhales, as if releasing himself through the sidelong downstroke he stretched for, stubbled-feather brush clotted with pigment, the glistening flank of a larger-than-life bison stands suddenly clear, every stroke audible over the stone, you can hear the soft but distinct huff & puff of the woman's breath blowing soot through a reed into an outline of the girl's hand held to the cave wall. She whispers something in her ear, the girl grins. Then the boy's hand is placed. In theaters everywhere many swear to "experiencing" a smell of bittersweet smoke.
This Scene, both digitally and in film-stock, inexplicably "embeds" in the "original studio master" of whatever movie it interrupted, as if it belonged there, allowing endless analysis in the weeks and months that follow, as well as the record uber-viral multi-billion online view count by midweek.
The day after First Contact--Easter Sunday (Christian speculation is especially tweaked, urgent & "confused") near-invisible & barely legible in the palm of a hand print, as if scratched there: what turns out to be GPS coordinates.
These are followed to an undiscovered cave in an unlikely location, three magnificent 'chambers', full of the most accomplished and oldest paleolithic art ever seen.
Dated at 44,000+ years old, computer analysis verifies that every stroke that glistened "live" onscreen in the A.A "OverRide" exactly matches the faded, long-dried pigment of the end result, just now discovered all these ages later, hence further dramatizing the non-human origin of what a now-forever-altered world recently witnessed--
gathered in motley clots of hundreds at a time, by the million: "full-spectrum humanity", having taken pains to sit together, receptively quiet in the dark, waiting for what the Big Screen will bring:
demonstrating why ALIEN ANONYMOUS chose this medium, founded in Hollywood, now, conveniently enough for their undisclosed purpose, among modern humanity's favorite pastimes.
Lines so long have never been seen before this, for anything playing. Because word is out--things are "happening" to people who sat through that first 12 minutes, who witnessed history made.
Some who entered their movie in wheelchairs..."walked" out.
(And Not because they didn't like it...)
WINGNUT NATION "BESIDE ITSELF" AT RECENT ALIEN ANONYMOUS "OFFER"
"How On EARTH Can This Be Happening?--
NOT A Leader, NOT Even Our Speaker Of The House! No, NO, It'll Be Some Liberal Weeny Hollywood DIRECTOR "Chosen"--By The A-CAD-UH-ME"--Like An OSCAR... For Solitary 'Face-Time' With This WHATEVER, WHOever, From WHEREever "Alien ANONYMOUS" INVASION--And THEN, Insult-To-INjury--Getting To "Choose" 3 Hours From "Complete Galactic Archives" Of Earth History!
"Billions Of Years", Perfectly "Recorded". Do The MATH On THAT One, Folks! How Do Ya Get BILLIONS Out Of 6 THOUSAND Years?
YES, We HAVE Been "INVADED!" And They CAN, And HAVE, As We've All Seen And Heard TWICE Now, "OverRide" Twitter With Ill-Gotten Video-Streams Of "Power Corrupted"--
PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS Among MAKERS, Folks--Leaders, Movers And Shakers! So Now, So NOW--Anyone Who's "Somebody" Is Afraid To Speak FREELY! And What Does Washington DO About It? NOTHING! NADA!
And Look, I Don't CARE If Some Precious Few Who Entered Theaters In Wheel-Chairs "Walked" Out After Seeing One Of These, These So-Called "OverRides" of Theirs...
The DEVIL Couldn't Do This? Read Your Scripture, Folks...
And BTW Have You SEEN The PR Roll-Out Of Hollywoodies Vying For This GOD-forsaken "DIRECTOR'S CUT" Thing?!--SHAMEless! Makes Chopped Liver Of An "Oscar". They Want It So Bad WE Can Taste It...'
--Rush Limjones, Talk Radio Host
ALIEN ANONYMOUS: "WE LEAVE YOU TO YOUR OWN DEVICES~HOLLYWOOD AS THE EPICENTER OF THE MEDIUM WE CHOSE"~In 6 Months, As The Academy Would Bestow An Oscar, So Choose A Director, Who Will In Turn Choose 3 Hours Of Earth History From The Quantum Archive..."
DIRECTOR'S CUT--"MAKING HISTORY WITH HISTORY: FIRST "REAL-TIME LIVE" CONTACT: THE GREATEST 'MOVIE' IN HISTORY WILL YET COST NOTHING TO PRODUCE."
QUID PRO NO! POTUS-PAMPAS--"This Is A Right-Wing Blogger-Fed Rumor--The President DID NOT Offer A "Medal of Freedom" To PAMPAS To "Put Him In The "Campaign" For The ALIEN ANONYMOUS "DIRECTOR'S CUT"...
"...But There's The Other Side To No Less Bear In Mind--That Is: What If "Outside The Box" Is Viewed As An Unseemly Campaign, And They "Punish" America By Giving A "Sprinkle" Of Their (Far-Superior) "Advanced-Tech Fairy Dust" To A Rival Or Enemy Nation? They Specified "Director"--This Hardly Seems The Time To Push The Envelope By Defining You As A "Director", Mr. President--
No Matter How Urgently Your Advisers Are Behind It--And I Mean Especially The Secretary Of Defense, Whose Commentary On Yesterday's "Meet The Press" Was Baffling And Provocative ...The 6,000 Members Of The Academy ARE Good World Citizens And "Patriotic Americans", WHOMEVER They Cast Their Vote For...!"
ALIEN ANONYMOUS TABOO-DEFYING PUBLIC TREATMENT PITCH IN PROGRESS:
Version 1.0 www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=372581036098838&set=a...
FACEBOOKED PAGE @: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Parallel-Universal-Presents-Alien-Anonymous-MovieSeriesReality/372262296130712
What Genius Will Direct Me?
Whose Careers Will I Glorify?
"Hollywood Navel Gaze Meets Hubble Telescope"--Innie Or Outie? The Final Fact Remains: NO ONE On ANY Industry-Wide "A-LIST" Is "Too Big" For This "Majestically Distinctive" And Vividly Unique Cinematic Opportunity...
(As Widely Circulated In Social Media
March 2013. . . . .
. . . ."Evolution" In-Progress / April '13 Version 2.0 Includes Replacement Of Mark Twain 'Dinner Party With Cave Mural "Live", "Corrupt Power Exposure" Via Twitter Vid-Stream 'Over-Rides', Academy (AMPAS) Empowered by A.A. To Choose Director For "Director's Cut Of Planetary History, American President Covets "First Contact Real-Time-Live" With A.A., Hoping To Establish A "Relationship" Etc...)
~LOGLINE: A 'CATCH' IN THE ACT OF HISTORY MAKING HISTORY-
~A WRY HIGH-CONCEPT HOLLYWOOD-INSIDER GLOBAL SOCIAL COMMENTARY COMIC-THRILLER SCI-FI Milestoner--
Shooting Begins In Aug 2013!
Based On A 2012 Short Story by Wyatt Matturs
"First Contact" is "inferred" by a known-tech-impossible simultaneous take-over of tens-of-thousands of movie-screens world-wide, irrespective of 'whatever-film-is-in-progress.'
The interruption [disabling all 'in-house' PA systems, cell-phones, laptops--everything is offline for OR (OverRide) duration] is universally thought by audiences to be an inexcusably accidental or outrageously brazen trailer for a film unrelated to whatever they've till then been absorbed in...
Within the first 5 of the 12 minutes of the AA 'video', multiplex lobbies fill with angry audiences clamoring for refunds & explanations, all the more baffled to see that every movie showing is shedding burgeoning shares of its audience. Equally explanation-challenged theater management calls for calm with mixed results.
Meanwhile, those who remain seated, are literally witness to history, history both in the making ('first contact') AND history already MADE but never so "actually seen" till now.
In this case, the AA 'teaser' is one of Mark Twain's famous dinner parties. The apparent HD veracity, historic fidelity, etc, passes muster with 'robustly-brought-to-bear' experts.
Initially suspected of some bizarre collusion, directors are questioned whose movies were "interrupted". Twain scholars concur that everything seen & heard is completely in keeping with what we know of Mark Twain & his iconic guests.
At the end of this "historic video" a promise appears in text that More Is Coming Soon From "Alien Anonymous"--3000 years of multi-nationally notable people and events of "your human history" are in "Our Archives" and "Selections Large & Small" will be released according to "Our Whim"...
INCLUDING: Up-close-&-personal zoom-ins of your major Faiths' Founders. You'll See He WAS "swarthy", and hear the Voice of Jesus, For Example...speaking NOT in parables to his Disciples..."
There is, alas, no "schedule"--the first month goes by having seen the U.N. convene and address AA, all of course without knowing if they're watching or listening. An eloquently earnest request is formally made to make "live" contact.
Heads-of-State pitch their country for "First Live Contact". Red carpets remain 'Rolled-Out' at Specially-Constructed, Exclusively-Designated "Landing Sites", etc.
That it's not a hoax is, then, officially accepted, and there IS measurable "global anxiety" as well as panic-fed conspiracy-theory soap-boxing. But box-office for anything--is off-the-charts.
Now no audience enters a theater without hoping for another unannounced AA 'teaser'.
Hollywood is LOVING it, major directors are approached no longer as mere celebrities, but virtual High Priests, whose medium has been "chosen" for 'first contact'.
Some don't play well with this; others do. Three of these wonder together, in private, if 'faking' an AA 'over-ride' would be feasible & desirable [and to their chagrin, that very discussion will appear "unannounced" in the next one's 'blockbuster', re-energizing the conspiracy-theorists, and "altering" the nature of any potentially-heard-as "illicit" conversations among The Rich & Powerful...].
And, finally, one decides [subplot spoiler!] to make a documentary of this as it unfolds into a new chapter of history...making history...making...
(In Case Of "Very Possible" Movie-Industrial-Mogultard 'Recklessly-Over-Cautious' BUTTheadery):
FOR 'ALIEN ANONYMOUS' PROJECT. HELP US REACH OUR BLOCKBUSTER PRODUCTION GOAL OF $200,000,000!
"NO 'JACK-THE-GIANT-SLAYER' HERE!
SOME OF YOU--ARE--RIGHT NOW--(SAD BUT TRUE)
"SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING" PROJECTS FAR LESS VISIONARY THAN 'ALIEN ANONYMOUS', ALREADY BLOWING THROUGH OR GEARING UP TO GO THROUGH TENS & HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS ON FILMS DESTINED FOR SHORT-TERM CULTURAL MEMORY OR VIRTUAL NATIONAL AMNESIA...
HOWEVER: ONE OF YOU WILL "GET" ALIEN ANONYMOUS. AND MAKE IT UNFORGETTABLE, AS YOU KNOW YOU CAN, AS YOUR HEART, MIND & GUT WILL TELL YOU, VIRTUALLY ON CONTACT WITH THIS TREATMENT: HERE. NOW.
Secure The Rights, Fool!
And You'll Thank Your Luckiest Stars For The Rest Of Your Career."
--Wyatt Matturs (CEO) CHUTZPAHDUCTIONS, PROUD To Carry The TORCH For AGP (Artist General Projections) And ALIEN ANONYMOUS!
THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING
CHUTZPAHDUCTIONS--'IN-YOUR-FACIALLY' REPRESENTING AGP
AND THE PLAUSIBLY-CINEMATIC-HISTORY-MAKING ALIEN ANONYMOUS. . .
. . .YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. . .
Please Stay On The Line. . ."
. . .Ridley Scott. . .James Cameron. . .Peter Weir. . .Steven Spielberg. . .Kathryn Bigelow. . .Ron Howard. . .Ben Affleck. . .
copyright AGP 2013
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A Coming-sOOn Docufeaturomedy Directed By Martin Yernazian:
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IT'S HERE~ON BARRY CLEVELAND'S LATEST RELEASE, HOLOGRAMATRON:
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ARTIST GENERAL PROJECTIONS PRESENTS
A SCI-FI MOCKUMENTARY WRITTEN &
DIRECTED BY WYATT MATTURS~"Small wonder it's virtually official:
Dr. Hao (yes of course, he asserts:
"a fan-since-childhood of Dr.WHO!") will surely
stand from here on~
as an icon of this iconic event."
~iClaudius, Cardinal Cinema
AGP (Artist General Projections)
And PBO (Pandora's Box Office) PRESENTS:
F I R E WITH F Y R E:
"A LUMINOUSLY EDGY TAKE
MUSIC~(Masley: SINGING GONG)
to his unwelcome charisma, is sought by Pilate's wife--
under each other's spell they finally fall, a whirlwind,
reaped and again, sown...
like it or not.
his son will become a lyre prodigy;
"..this combination of hammer, bow, and pick gives him the capacity to use all three techniques available to string musicians: plucking, striking, and bowing. This innovation earned Masley a note in the prestigious Baker’s Biographical Dictionary of Musicians (8th edition) for inventing the “ten-fingered ‘finger-hammer’ technique” of playing the cymbalom...Once he was carted off to the Berkeley slammer for failing to procure a business license to sell cassettes out of an open case during his performances. Masley’s abduction by the authorities drew protests from a number of Telegraph Avenue vendors and bystanders, including a supporter who cried out, “This is like arresting Beethoven!”
---D. Patrick Miller~adapted and updated from articles originally appearing in New Age Journal and the East Bay Express
PERSON OF PINTEREST~FOR THE WRECKARD:
NSA WRAP-SHEET / "A CALL TO ARTS"
In Desert Playa Like A Pilot Light
To The Burning Manner Borne
Free--Yet Equally Here,
Caught On Guard,
I Made This Face
To Wait And See...
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