4/27/11


Re: THE CAMPAIGN FOR AN ARTIST GENERAL IN DOONESBURY

"ANY DAY or year now..."


Channelled: Creative "Warp-Drive" Signature Detection Unit ~Milky Wayan Overseers~"Thus Far There Are Seven (7~w/ 2 "Leaning") Alternate-Universe Versions of "Mass-Culture-Positive" Doonesburys In Which An Artist General Figure Is A "Resident"...We Hereby Authorize~and Invite THIS Spacetime Continuum's "Garry Trudeau" To Join His Parallel Counterparts @ His Earliest Convenience" [Channel Signal-To-Ego-Noise~97.2% UpSuck-Free]



PUNC (Parallel Universe News Channel)

...PUNC: AS UC ("Unstable Connectivity") ALLOWS--
Mind's-Eye-Widening Seconds-@-A-Stretch: 
MULTI-EARTH RECEPTION, CATCHER-IN-THE-WRY!
Full Planetary Event, Bold-Stroke Culture, High, Mid-Brow & Pop,
Art, Science, Technology, Politics,
Celebrity Gossip~
RAW TRUE GRID~Whatever's In-The-Cone!
AHEAD OR ASIDE OF OUR TIME (Things ARCinfusing) Metaphor's Rainbow~
Prolific Reach, Protean Grasp, No Twist, No Turn Too Sharp:
A MOBIUS GRIP ON ALL-SKY NEWS: Playing Truth Like A HARP



ARTIST GENERAL BOWHAMMER CYMBALOM CLIP 
FEATURED ON DOONESBURY.COM'S "TODAY'S VIDEO"
Collateral Timbre / Set 5:
HAND-EYE-MOTORCYCLE SUITE


Mike's in Doonesbury


JUNE 7, 2011~A GOOD OMEN, That Day Brought~
Re-Booting The Mindset Of A Years-Old Vision-Thing
~BOARDING STRIP AS RECURRING "CHARACTER"
Now Plausibly Less Improbable! Fact IS : An AG'd Likely Prove
A Veritable Embarrassment-O'-Riches To GBT's Savvy Genius



http://TwItTeR.com/#%21/ArtistGeneral @ArtistGeneral Los Angeles, CA
Re: DOONESBURY~Expecting to board strip as shoo-in reality-based recurring character any day or year now~photo: 15 sec on The Daily Show~The-Time-It-Took-To-Say: "Berkeley is a bastion of liberal thought.  The Marines are just the opposite." @ CodePink Protest





‎"OWNING" THE SEARCH-PEAK OF TWO COMMON ENGLISH WORDS~
A CURIOUSLY MEANINGLESS, YET INEXPLICABLY SATISFYING CONTEMPLATION...



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THE SECOND SUCCUMBING
(Apologies to W.B. Yeats / The Second Coming

~Written during the 8-year Tectonic Reign of Deathstar Ye$Men, 

to Which the Bloodied World Remains: In Gran Mal Aftershock)

Turning and Spinning in the Widening Mire
The Congress cannot hear the Precedent;
Things fall apart; the Party cannot hold;
Sheer Conarchy is loosed upon Democracy,

The freedom-gouging tide is loosed, and everywhere
The Standing of America is downed;
The best convictions are too polite, while the worst
Are full of obtuse intensity;
Surely some Reason is at hand.

Yet there instead, the Patriot “Act”!
The “Patriot” Act!

Hardly are those words out
When an Orwelled image out of Posse Comitatus
Troubles my sight:

Somewhere in the martial curfews of this seminal Treachery
A shape with Oz-lion body and the head of a borne-again fool:
An ‘Aye’ blank and clueless as the GOP itself
Is moving its leaky Trojan Agenda, but who knew?
While overhearing guffaws & careless cheering
from the belly of the beast, that all about it now should
gather threats of patriotic fillibuster, lighting & passing torchfire.

…Wounded cowardice drops again; but indignant courage
finds unexpected stride, in the edifying irony
that a Sitting President was on his Game after all,
as if afloat, fishing! entirely untorn,
glued from National Nightmare to “My Pet Goat.”

And what Hellbent Vision Thing,
its Truthless Power come round at last,
$louches towards Liberty to be Borne?

---Artist General Michael Masley







http://DOONESBURY.com/ ~THE "BURGEONING" COSMIQUESTION: WILL LORD ZONKER "COME TO GAIA" THRU EARTH VIEW NOW? (A New "Page" On FACEofthedeepBOOK..."LIKE" IT, Live Long & Prosper! 



PLATFORM~IN-PLACE~"LIVE" FROM ISS, IT'S EARTH! COMING SOON TO A BILLION SCREENS~24-7, Indoor, Outdoor, Jumbo, Smart Phone~iPad, Laptop, Mac, PC~(Expect An Inspired APPalanche To Boot!)...


EARTH: TOO BIG TO FAIL, Too Small To Trash~ALL-IN~FULL-ON--WE ARE HERS & SHE IS OURS. Truth Is Beauty, & Beauty, Truth~ WORTH SPREADING, WORLD-WIDE: THE WORDLESS GOSPEL OF OUR MAJESTY. HOME WITHOUT BOUNDARIES~A SUBLIME PLANETARY REALITY-CHECK










A FRESHLY-TICKETED ZONKER HARRIS, pointing to a "CONFORMITY IS ADDICTIVE DON'T ABUSE IT " Artist General's Warning sign told onlookers "There's the "drug" we should be at WAR with! Who Knew?~I STOPPED TALKING TO PLANTS without even realizing WHY~ME, a Cave-In~to the hard-sold lie that plants & people have nothing to say to each other!"

*GREEN AMERIZINGER~An Organic Fine-Ground-Zero-Tolerance-Fig-Leaf, Certified TRUE Pro-Constitutional Brew: HIGH IN ANTIPLUTOXICANTS & VITAMIN ! ~Caution: This beverage may cause wingnut palpitations or Bushelzebubbanal-Convulsion-Syndrome for MGG [Moral-Goober-Gene]-Dominant Type-A-Holes~Paul-Ryan-Ayn-Randites, etc.


 
San Francisco Chronicle Article:
 
"Masley goes by the nom-de-satire U.S. Artist General. It's a self-appointed Cabinet post that requires him to issue warnings like "Conformity is addictive: don't abuse it'' on his popular Web site, artistgeneral.com, where he gleefully trashes the Republican Party, corporate America and big media. [his]...comic persona is informed by the famed Frisco character Emperor Norton and former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Masley's status as a bona fide Bay Area character was solidified when he was named grand marshal of the 2002 How Berkeley Can You Be? parade" ~from:

Street musician has a sound that's out of this world

 
011205_masley15_ch_022.jpg
 Michael Masley, a street performer who plays the cymbalon, dulcimer that's descended from the 2500-year-old santoor. Here he is at the corner of 4th and Howard by the Carousel. in San Francisco,CA on1/12/05
 San Francisco Chronicle/Chris Hardy MANDATORY CREDIT FOR PHOTOG AND SF CHRONICLE/ -MAGS OUT Photo: Chris Hardy

Michael Masley playing his cymbalom outside Macworld... 




CHAMPION OF UNMITIGATED CREATIVE COMMONWEALTH:

 
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C R E A T I V E   L I B E R T Y
              ...TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT...
"LETTER TO  ZUCKERBERG! SPIRIT TO ME." 

(I'm Artist General And I Approved This Message)
 
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES
OF THE FACEBOOK ENTERPRISE 
ITS BILLION-MEMBER MISSION? TO EXPLORE Strange New
"Dot-Connections" In This-Millennial Humanity~
To BOLDLY GO Where No Social Network Has Gone Before!


ARTIST GENERAL @ Old Facebook HQ In Palo Alto, CA

FACEBOOK NATION: ARTIST GENERAL FOR PRESIDENT!
 
JOIN=VOTE~AG / "OMBUDSMAN": AWAKENINGS~IN FB's FUTURE:
MANY & "RUDE"~BUT FOR MY OFFICE~POISED TO OFFSET
THE NASCENT TYRANNY OF CALLOW YOUTHITUDE! 

EXPRESSIVE JEOPARDY

It's Every Mother Tongue's Proudest Joy
Highest Self Clearest Gaze Furthest
Reach Closest Touch Deepest Memory
Fiercest Clutch...

"WHAT IS POETRY


www.facebook.com
RESPECTFULLY IRREVERENT!
Alas, Our Dried Voices
When We Whisper Together
Are Quiet And Meaningless 
As Leaves Of Grass--T.S. Whitman


              WHO, ITS FRIEND, AND WHO ITS FOE? What IS Imagination, That 
                          We'll Never Know, Can't Imagine, Human Consciousness Without It?
                                                          



TRAGIC FRACTION, FLYING PUBLIC



"I SAW PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOWS..."


~Girl Who Witnessed Plane Crash

(verbatim from on-location aftermath news coverage)


She'd be in her late twenties by now.
I remember a bristling background
of evergreens tossing behind her in the interview
like immense horses sensing fire with no way out

and her mother crying gingerly...
the blond anchor's back to gust, holding the mic
as if the way she did might soothe somehow,
trust-friendly, leaning slightly left--east--
instead of right...then closer, subtly...

Coach & first class
identically fated, all the places they came from,
to be called forth, to board by row...

their faces, as backyards below surged by
with empty swings in motion,
things designed to report the wind, spinning, HARD,
blurred...chimes, heard & unheard,
pentatonic tube-chimes & little brass bells
clamoring & tinkling over patios & doorwells
as if to Say, as if to Warn:

of an impact that would skew pictures
on walls in homes five blocks away, and thunderclap one Toll
for the end of all those lifetimes...

with this girl, so close, yet safe to see so clearly in passing...

a familiar immensity otherworldly on a glidepath

hardly the height of her treehouse over powerlines she knew

it was through the looking glass then
beyond: all human retraction or control...

was her memory marred by this? Maybe.
Clearly her mother's fear; yet,
a severe privilege was granted her,
to haunt an unknown audience
with the point-blank innocence of her witness...

I'd likely buy the novel she could write
of that moment, see the movie made of it,
of those lives, that sold-out flight of faces
in a fixed row of window-seats
doubtless similar on the side she did see,
and the side she didn't.

Imagining those lifetimes, their birthdays come to this
perfectly-shared end, this
final day so unknowingly noted,
circled on the calender, arrangements made for departure
and, unnecessarily, as it turned out, arrival...

the ways & means they took
to board that flight. The little things done
to make it on time, the yell to hurry, the red light run...
the relief at the gate, the last latte, the final beer...

[Reading papers their death would be headlines in tomorrow}

The Times, the Tribune...here @ last now, the relaxed

Wait...

And then fatally, irreversibly, airborne. The many, or the few,
or even the one, who met her silent, gaping look down there,
that lone depth of stare from the wholeness
of life ahead of her, to the hurtling
last seconds of their own.


~Michael Masley (aka, Artist General)

P.S. There were unfortunately 'ground fatalities' too. A woman who hadn't flown for ten years after a dream of seeing her name on a list of plane crash victims--and for whom close friends had staged an "intervention" by sending her a free ticket to join them at a beloved location on that very day--died in the explosion from across the street, serving tea in her living room.

(She had decided that morning, in a darkly pivotal failure of nerve, to not meet them as expected after all. The ticket was on her desk--had she taken that flight, she would have landed safely and been in route to her friends' planned reunion).




As noted above: the witness statement by the girl was quoted verbatim from aftermath news coverage. Now From PUN: (Parallel Universe News} Cassandra Eyzlok was nine years old when she witnessed that tragic glide-path to impact. (Her first novel, "PLANESTAY", will be a critically-acclaimed bestseller pre-optioned sci-fantasy brought to national screen by ATORRANTE FILMS, late 2012). http://AOFthemovie.com


TEA POTTY POLITICS

{We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident}

They're caught between a Shock
& a Scarred Place, a morally-arrested development
of working & middle-class had-ENUFFERS, outraged
into bizarre political misalignment with their own best interests:

Stockholm-Syndromed into the Alpha-Corporate Party
of GOD-&-COUNTRYclub--

HANDS DOWN, There's the RUB!
Cruel-&-Unusual FEAR Marching to a "DIFFerent" TUB-Thumper:
(No Squeak or Squeal of Hatred's Wheel-o'-Fortune heard HERE)

And when it Reigns, does-it-Ever-POUR:
a Gullibly-self-righteous ruse of Sub-True-American BILE unstopped
as BP Oil from the Reptile-Brainfloor
of Fox News...

Of all their campaigns, none are clean of it--their heroes,
their icons: already shining with their own
taken measure...

(such that it's less & less easy to "Understand"
how much Less-Means-More...Never mind the WALL, for all
the $moke, it's even harder to read fresh writing
on the slick of one's own HAND!)

At play then: a host of unholy consequences,
the hair-trigger Groupthink of Twice-Fooled White Folk
addicted to junkfood-for-thought
in a treacherous diet they keep
but can't hold down
for Meaningfully-American Prime Time,
their case Unmade--

throwing it all back up, but then--
heart-burned, over-worked, under-paid,
ever-angrier: returning to Binge
at Murdoch's Endless Picnic Table:
Pickled Pig's Foot, napkin-staining McNuggits,
Marshmellowed Jello &
Ice-Cubed Koolaid...

--Artist General




F R E E M I N D S P A C E R I D E

Solar-Systemic Neural De-Frag


Home Planet: Over & Out

~Old Souls Only~

(No InnerLifeGuard on Duty!)

Stay Strong, Be Safe

ENTERING EGO STUN ZONE
(IMMORTAL MINEDFIELD AHEAD)

FLASH-COMPREHENSION-OF-ETERNITY


HAZARD

DISENGAGE IMAGINATION IMMEDIATELY
IF EXISTENTIAL VERTIGO OCCURS.


DO NOT FEED OR EAT LEFTOVER VISIONTHINGS!

~ LIFE IN THE VAST LANE ~


Launch Sequence Complete (All 'Systems' GOne)
 
We Have Cognition

FOURSQUARED   FULLCIRCLE


GALAXIES

STARPACK

In time, nothing  
in no time, everything  
we live beyond our means of understanding. . .
  
In no time, nothing;  
in time, everything  
aloof, soaring on ceremony  
the magnitude of providence  
holds its peace like breath withdrawn from ours  
life by life, death by death.

 Somewhere in the legend of a map so deep  
that stars are lost in solid light  
do you know what a world expects of itself?  
do you know where the Earth ends tonight?


MILKY WAY                               NEXT EXIT



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