THE BILLIONTH BLOG!

BAD BLOGOSPHERICS?

FIERCE COMPETITION ENDS ON BITTER NOTE

"Here In Effable, MO... we are speechless...shocked, awed at this turn of event, yes, but NOT ..."bitter"..."

Really? How to explain the headline below in the local paper?!

Did I, as "Artist General", do a 'victory dance', as accused? Take a joke already--I was making fun of the whole concept of "winning"...it came "out of the blue" that TAGB [pron. "TAGB" --The Artist General Blog] should just happen to be the BILLIONTH blog posted. You people in Effable need to get on with your lives, get over it, Shut up!

OH, THE HUMANITY

HIPPIE-THROWBACK BABY BOOMERANG TAKES IT!

~ROBBED? WUZ-WE-EVER!

"...And talk about a lousy "winner!" this goofy loser said not a word--only did one of those overwrought silly "end-zone victory dances"...we suspect it'll post on Youtube any day now...no doubt you'll have to shut off your bombast filter to view it...and the million dollar prize? he'll be circling the drain in "style"...

(from Editorial in Effable Silent Crier)

"WE LOST BY A CHICKEN'S WHISKER"

~MAYOR' MATTUR'S "OFFICIAL" CONCESSION

(CHANNEL 5 EYE-'N-EFFABLE NEWS)

"...as you all know now, SpeakinEZinEffable.zip,

Our "Town" Blog, uploaded at 1,000,000,001...

Please, I can't speak over this commotion...thank you...

We lost by-a-chicken's-whisker--after doing everything we could--quantum probabiliarity analysis, primary & nano-secondary upload monitoring, timing by atomic-clock, fund-drives, raffle-tickets, bake-sales--all to get the absolute edge of technology--a vigorously-unified community effort indeed!

well, small wonder, that most thought this threshold was "ours-to-lose" --and though many of you may feel as today's Silent Crier charged: "we-wuz-robbed!",

'show-me' remains a state-of-mind here in Effable--

...Okay then, so there it is, in-our-face, the stats are in, and we accept this, this whatever-- 'artist general' --fella's what, what's it called? --Thank you: THE ARTIST GENERAL BLOG blog as in fact the actual Billionth blog to 'assume the position' in the blogosPHERE...

but please, people--let's not rumor-monger about the "winner"--said to be the founder of a Scientology 'counter-cult', "Artintology"

...it's likely he is what he appears to be--just one more scrappy malcontent eccentric "artist"-type.

If we find out "otherwise" (an ad hoc committee is looking into this) then...we'll take it from there...

...meanwhile, this afternoon, as Mayor, I've resigned..."

~Effable's former Mayor Wyatt Matturs

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WELCOME TO THE ARTIST GENERAL BLOG--

A BLIMP ON THE WEIGHDAR !

(Friendly Nervefire or Bulletproof Balloon?)

. . .STOP! Not-like-THAT...

[In the AniMATION, it's supposed to POP-on-Mount]

Lighten UP, cilly WABbit, [sic] it's a new-sheriff-in-cybertown,

by twists & turns, under-the-wire & over-the-TOP. . .

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